PIGEON STUFF

• how to help another bird if wing is messed up (very nice) 🏥
• 🔥 warm grate behind the burrito shop is still working. DO NOT tell the seagulls
• info page about pigeon (long, kinda boring)
• 🍟 Dropped fries > stale bread > halo glow liquid filter
• 🎵 Human sounds what do they mean
  • "Hey!" (got their attention)
  • "Awwww" (when puffed up)
  • "Shoo!" (you are winning)
• 🪶 nap spot: middle part of the big yellow M (less wind, kinda cozy)
• small hats for birds (if you’re feeling fancy)
• 🗑️ tuesday: man in green coat drops part of sandwich. every week. be there
• if you see 2 cones and a crumpled napkin = that’s the shortcut to food court
• best music for dancing: hot dog guy radio
• bag that moves by itself = raccoon. don’t go in there
• city living tip: mornings are loud. nap impossible near bus stops after 6am. best time to hit sidewalks is just before the coffee rush there are no cats, more dropped muffins. watch out for delivery guy riding fast bike
• pigeon pix (nsfw)